11 career moves for Sean Spicer now that all else has failed
Sean Spicer handed in his resignation letter to President Trump today and boy, are we worried. Contrary to conventional guidance counselor wisdom, the man appears to have left his job without acquiring a new one. So angered was he by the administration's constant lies and deception -- sorry, the appointment of Anthony Scaramucci -- that he resigned, effective immediately. Spicey, we'd love to help. Below are a list of possible career options for Spicer now that he's free of Trump and able to go wherever his stocky heart pleases. Right wing Republicans have been cashing it on MSNBC and CNN simply by branding themselves as sassy disenchanted conservatives who hate Trump. Sean Spicer can rest easy knowing he will be remembered as the greatest White House Easter Bunny who ever lived. pic.twitter.com/L8WbzS21i4 Spicer absolutely shined as a 7' foot human rodent. Sean Spicer is one of the thickest, most compact human beings to have ever stood at that podium. I would gladly have him protect me from some of the largest known bros in the universe. This is the career of choice for approximately 100 percent of shitty people I went to college with. This is the career that inevitably follows when you choose career #5. When boring people think about taking risks, their brain first goes to "improv comedy," where they are confident they would have shined if only they hadn't listened to Daddy and chosen a more traditional career. It's not so far from what he was doing in his last job, anyways. Rollerblading is the exercise of choice for DC's down-and-out. Spicer has already shown a strange affinity for bushes and the unique protection they offer. Whatever, forget ideas #1-10. It's a matter of time before Spicer writes a tell-all book about the Trump administration and every lie, gross representation and dangerous accusation he made is forgiven.1. Reregister as an Independent and appear on MSNBC as a #NoMoreTrump conservative.
2. Join a start-up PR firm with Frederick Douglass, whose contributions are being recognized more and more.
Credit: library of congress/Getty Images3. Go back to his old job as the White House Easter bunny.
4. Become a silent bodyguard outside of a Boston nightclub.
Credit: cheriss may/NurPhoto via Getty Images5. Backpack around the world and make money by writing a blog about it
6. Become a yoga teacher
7. Forget normie "jobs." Take an improv class!
Credit: chip somodevilla/Getty Images8. Become an actual clown
9. Get really into rollerblading
Via Giphy10. Consider landscape architecture
11. Write that goddamn book already
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