23 unrealistic stocking stuffer gifts just for millennials
Navigating through life as a twenty something this day and age can be the most exhausting, confusing and rewarding experience for a young person. Whether you've just graduated from college, searching for a new job or just trying to adult, being a millennial is hard work - especially when you're blamed for practically everything wrong with the world. In order to spread some holiday cheer, we've compiled 20+ (unrealistic) stocking stuffer gifts to get the ambitious millennial in your life. How many emails do we have to send? We've changed our cover letters 15 times! The only thing worse than college tuition. Netflix is the only loyal thing we have in our lives. Let's all binge together! Just admit it: we've all had one or two or three breakdowns this week. Is there such a thing? If so, we want it. As youngsters, we weren't too fond of receiving cash instead of toys for the holidays, but we'd appreciate it and you so much more now. Thank you. We have no idea what the new guy is doing in the White House. Come back, please? Because we're tired of seeing the same three people playing the same three roles. R.I.P. Vine, you'll forever stay in our hearts. Yes we know we typed "their" instead of "they're." Now how can we change this before the next Twitter debate? We just want to vent on our statuses for a moment, Aunt May. Yes, we miss you too. Please, stop. We want answers just as much as you do. In this case, however, the limit does not exist. It's been exactly three minutes, why haven't they replied yet?! A concert from the Queen herself: need I say more? Millennials are ruining small businesses. Millennials are lazy. Millennials are self-entitled. Millennials are sick of hearing about it. Because all we've ever been taught about finances is that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Lizzie McGuire was the first one to have a Bitmoji. Don't fight me. Does running to the pizza place before it closes count? How about this concept?: a world where everyone accepted each other's differences and actually got along. Hm. Our tolerance for this has significantly decreased. Just stop. It's either we're in bed by 9 p.m. or awake at 5 a.m., there's no in between. Delicious. It's a hard knock life. Happy Holidays! 1. A secure job.
2. An end to student loan payments.
3. A lifetime supply of Netflix passwords (but we can live with a endless subscription).
4. And who doesn't need emotional stability?
5. A healthy relationship.
6. Money for rent, clothes, car payments, etc.
7. Former President Barack Obama to be president again.
8. Diversity and inclusion in media.
9. Vine to come back from the grave.
10. A Twitter edit button.
11. A social media block button just for your nosy family.
12. And speaking of family, a limit to their never-ending questions about your relationship status, school, or work.
13. An endless supply of wine.
14. A crush to text you back.
15. A private concert from Beyoncé.
16. An end to the economy blame game toward millennials.
17. A lesson in budgeting and saving by Terry Crew's character Julius Rock from Everybody Hates Chris
18. A separate television station dedicated to old Disney Channel and Nickelodeon shows and movies
19. The motivation to get up and exercise
20. World peace would be nice, too
21. An end to mansplaining
22. A decent sleep schedule
23. And an avocado on a toasted slice of bread
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